whetavar:

Me: dangling hand off bed
Demon: *grabs it*
Me: what are we

(Source: spite)

theneetboss:

stepping on something mushy and unidentified

(Source: hypersexualsportswear)

just-shower-thoughts:

If you set your Wifi password to 2444666668888888, you can tell people that it’s 12345678.